Tuesday, December 11, 2012

And the Nominees are....

I have been nominated for the leibster blog award...say whattttt? Thanks Ash for the nomination. Ash is a fellow blogger mom trying to find her inner fit chick. And she just so happens to ALSO live in the same beautiful part of the country as me, less then an hour away!

In order to accept the award there are a few rules you must follow...

The Rules:

-You must thank the person who nominated you for the award.
-You must write eleven facts/things/tidbits about yourself.
-You must answer eleven questions that were given to you from your nominator.
-You must nominate eleven other bloggers who have 200 or less followers and tag them in your acceptance post.
-You must create eleven new questions for your nominees to answer in their acceptance post.
-You must notify your eleven nominees on their blog, so they can accept their award and pay it forward.
-You must not nominate the person who nominated you.
-After all of this is done, you may add the Liebster Award Button to your blog.

11 Random Facts:

1. I have a perfect little spider monkey for a child, she weighed 9 pounds 6 ounces and was born via c-section bc she just didn't want to come out {or maybe she was just too big} either way my vagina is still perfectly intact and for that I am thankful.

2. I was married at 18 to my best friend...seperated at 22 from the Devil himself.

3. I want three more kiddos, my son will be named Silas Mason. Silas from the bible and Weeds {lol} and Mason after my perfect baby brother. I would be honored to have a son just like him. The other two my FH can name ;)

4. My favorite feeling in the world is my legs shaking after a good body pump session {yes even better then sex} the feeling of knowing I pushed my body to it's limits is really truly even more calming and more of a release then anything I can think of.

5. I have to shower after I poop. Every time. Every single time.

6. I'm a twihard, I've read all the books atleast twice and even LOVE the movies, though I wait to watch them at home because the thought of someone interrupting my concentration just plain ticks me off.

7. If I could marry Christian Gray I would. I would let him tie me up and spank me every day We could make beautiful magical babies, and I would gladly kick Anastasia Steele rite out of that mansion on the sea...I'll even bite my lip for you Gray.

8.I know I'm sassy and cuss like a {very classy} sailor BUT I am a Christian and Jesus Christ is my Personal Savior...

9. My Sistafranns Alana & Amanda {The Divas} we all work together at the tanning salon, Lamma and I grew up together {like since diapers} and Mandy Pants and I have been friends for almost 7 years now. They are my favorite people in this whole world, and one of the few things that make me laugh these days. with.out.fail

10. I dream of one day being a cross fit mamma.

11. I have too many clothes, and still never feel like I have enough. It is an issue.

12. {one more for the hell of it} I love the outdoors, hiking, camping {in a camper ofcourse} fishing, hunting. Anything outside makes me a happy girl. Happy Happy Happy {shameless Duck Dynasty Reference}

Ash's 11 Questions For Me:

When/Why did you start blogging?
In June I believe, after I discovered Mamma L, but slowed down a LOT when The King and I first seperated. It wasn't till recently I started really dedicating my time to my blog, and using it as a journal. {it makes me feel better and it's cheaper then therapy}

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Ahh. Do I have to pick just one...okay top three...Loud breathing, Loud Chewing, Bad Breath...okay four bad grammar!!

Do you have a degree? If so are you using it?
Mehh, I've started my Associates two times now, Classes start again January 22, third times a charm. Plus I don't really have a choice anymore, I have a spider monkey to support. on.my.own

What is your favorite Christmas movie?
ANYTHING on the Hallmark Channel...I'm addicted. If it has a love story AND Santa in it, well then I'll watch it.

What is your favorite part of the Christmas season?
Hands down the presentsthe tree. Though I do love buying Addy insane amounts of stuff now that she doesn't need and feeling like I have an excuse. I'm also really looking forward to sitting on the Big Man's lap...I'll take what I can get these days.

What do you enjoy blogging about the most about?
well, this is supposed to be a fit blog, but sometimes I'm not always on my A game...so I fill in the gaps with real life stuff like being a newly single mother, and stories about The Divas.

Do you like your job? If not what is your dream job?
My current job...at a tanning salon. Absolutely NOT. I worked here before I ran off and marrried the Devil all through highschool {and it just so happens to be where I met my very best friend, and all of my friends actually work} BUT I interviewed for a Dental Assisting Job at a pediatric dentist last week && I'm really praying I get it. I'm going to be going to become a Dental Hygenist so the expirence would be amazeballs. {again not my dream job, my dream job was being a stay at home mom, but that rug got ripped out from under me. SO dental hygenist is a nice clean job with minimum stress and a gurantee to make $70,000 a year, I will take it!}

New Year's Resolutions?
I don't really buy onto the new years resolution hype, mostly because I am a procrastinator with minimal follow through. BUT this year The Divas and I are doing a 52 in 52 challenge for 2013...thats kind of like a resolution rite?

Do you volunteer at all?
Not Currently, I used to work at the nursery at our church. I'm too much of a basket case rite now to offer my services to anyone, they would surely try and take advantage of a return policy.

Best advice you have ever gotten?
hmm. let go and let god. live in the moment. Something I struggle with daily, hourly, every single second.

What would your last meal be?
In true fat girl fashion. Pasta. Lots and lots of pasta.


Erin @ She's a Big Star {she's an awesome single mother too & I now consider her as one of my real.life.blog.friends}
Lora @ Raising Steppe Sisters {she's honest, she was a single mother too and I love to read about her crazy twins}
Leigh Ann @ Elle Noel {she's bosslady awesome & gives me hope that I too will wear a size 2 one day}
Lindsey @ The Real Nancy Clue{she did what I wish I did, was a superspy and cought her husband red freaking handed}
Darci @ Strongly Feminine{She writes like she talks, and she makes me giggle}
Shelly @ Shelly No Belly{a fellow fit blogger and real life mom}
Marcy @ The Mustache Diaries{She always makes me laugh out loud embarassingly when I'm alone}
Sarah @ Fuled and Aflame{I'm jealous of her red hair, and I've never met another woman who likes polotics and deer hunting}
Kasey @ Barely Fabricated{she makes me laugh}
Trista @ Fifty Shades of Mom {I love a good mom blog}
Kathleen @ Somethin' Bout a Truck {A fellow Tell Me About it Tuesday BF}

My Questions For My Nominees:

1. If you could invite three people living or dead to dinner, who would they be and why? {Lindsey I loved the question so much...I swiped it}
2.What is your most embarassing moment?
3. What's your favorite alcoholic beverage?
4. What's your favorite beauty product?
5. What's your favorite band/singer?
6. Whats your favorite exercise? {yes you HAVE to pick one}
7. What's your biggest pet peeve?
8. What's your favorite guilty pleasure show?
9. What's one thing you gotsta' do before you die?
10. What would you choose to be your last meal?
11. If I gave you $5,000 what would you spend it on?

Get it Gurrrlllssss


  1. Dude your already a MILF so get the journey shit outta here. PS You make me embarassingly LOL, too... Like the whole shower after you poop thing... I do that shit, too! HOLLA Love your face and thanks for nominating me!!!

  2. how awesome!! Love this! I already love some of the blogs you nominated so I will have to check the others out!