Celebrity Sightings Link Up...

Now I am never one to skip a linkup, {especially if Holly or Lora are involved} but I really couldn't think of a time I ever met a celebrity...then it dawned on me I was married to one...

I was married to AdamDerek Jeter
Cute rite?
Also the pompous asshat the tabloids make him out to be...
We were together for a cumulative 7 years {3 years of dating 4 years of marriage}
And made one beautiful little bear cub together
Whenever we went out people would always see our NY plates and his Yankees hat..
And they would ask him if he was Derek Jeter... {I mean obvies he is}
We would just laugh at them...
And then they would go back to calling the hogs like nothing ever happened
{woo pig souiee}
One time at Cracker Barell one lady was so excited to see a "celebrity" she came up to our table and talked to us
And insisted on buying our dinner.
Freaking weird but I'm not one to pass up free food {or any food at all for that matter}
Now he could really swing that bat ;)
BUT he also liked to slap a ho from time to time.
One didn't really make up for the other.
This past August I caught Derek cheating on me... {I know how dare he?}
SO I left his sorry butt
All the money in the world & magazine cover photo-ops couldn't make me stay
I took our baby & headed back home to the beautiful state of New York
My people are currently in contact with In-Touch Weekly...
But I keep telling them, I am keeping my story exclusive for my special place here on the inter webs <3